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A guy orders a Heineken and says, “Bond changed, so did I.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

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@Pikachu_Fan_8810/25/2014 08:31Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@SoulSeek_Fan07/06/1996 05:31Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Agent_Smith_0106/26/2013 11:50It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Dr_Evil_Pinky03/14/1995 12:37One billion... laughs!

@Philosoraptor_X04/11/2013 13:43If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Arthur_Fist_Fan08/12/1997 13:29My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Search_Scout_9902/04/2006 16:51Scouting the web for gems like this.

@Boxxy_Queen11/14/2010 00:53I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!