2024 Classic: The Speak No Evil

We watched it. Now she won’t let me invite the neighbors over for dinner ever again.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

I told her I’m leaving her in the Metaverse. She said, "Great, t...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

I wrote her a song. She asked, "Did you use Suno or Udio?" I sai...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

@MIRC_Operator08/21/2006 15:46/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Dial_Up_King04/14/2014 01:16Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Trainspotting_Rent08/22/2000 19:19Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Reservoir_Joe06/25/1998 15:34Professional humor for professional people.

@Top_Gun_Maverick01/04/1995 20:32I feel the need... the need for comedy!