Why was the flag at half-staff in February? To remind us that even in a year of “High-Tech War,” the stars are still very far away and very dangerous.
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404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
Shut up and take my laughter!