Why did the dad bring a moon pie to the eclipse? He wanted to have a “total” snack experience.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
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I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
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