2000 Vintage: The SMS

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / SMS. / SMS who? / SMS-age for you: Open the door!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

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@Y2K_Ready12/01/2015 10:22If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Student_Life_0102/19/2011 15:41Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Best_Viewed_IE408/28/1997 18:34Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Delicious_Links07/26/2003 14:59Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@Leeroy_Jenkins03/02/2004 05:55At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@Grammar_Nazi_9907/01/1995 20:25Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!