A lawyer bought a smart ring to track how many “objections” their heart rate could handle per minute.
Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition
In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bio-Metric Jury
A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »
The Robin Hood Logic
Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »
2025 Archive: The Evidence
A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »
The Small Town
Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »
The Honest Lawyer
A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »
The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition
In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »
The Bus Load
A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »
😜 More from category: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
The Buried Treasure
Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition
In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Office
A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
As if! This is too funny.
I want it that way... the funny way!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
No way! That’s too much!