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2025 Archive: The Smart Contact Lenses

 Why did the blonde keep blinking at the grocery store clerk? She got “Smart Contacts” and was trying to “right-click” the price tag to find a discount.

Part of the 50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2025 Future Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Jackie_Chan_Wut05/12/2004 02:48My mind is blown by how funny this is.
@Net_Neutrality08/09/2008 02:23Equality for all jokes!

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