Why did the blonde keep blinking at the grocery store clerk? She got “Smart Contacts” and was trying to “right-click” the price tag to find a discount.
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Totally gnarly humor, dude!
A joke for the end of the world.
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
Equality for all jokes!