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2009 Legacy: The Small Print

 Why did the lawyer use “Twitter Blue” font? He wanted the client to think the bill was “verified” and unchangeable.

Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro12/21/2004 06:25Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Silicon_Valley_Fan10/02/2003 13:14This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@First_World_P03/04/1998 06:40My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Bebo_Lover_0503/20/2011 18:17Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Browser_War_V07/29/2013 08:03Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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