Why did the lawyer use “Twitter Blue” font? He wanted the client to think the bill was “verified” and unchangeable.
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
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