1995 Classic: The Skeleton’s Party

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no-body to go with.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Because he Neverlands.read more »

In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »

By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

They’d crack each other up.read more »

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a henweigh. Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »

Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out? Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands!read more »

Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!read more »

Because the students were too bright.read more »

The students were too bright.read more »

Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »

It left its Windows open.read more »

@Buffy_Fan9712/04/1999 12:48Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Burning_CDs11/21/2005 00:26I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@DotCom_Survivor08/10/2005 02:05I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@BitTorrent_0101/13/2001 23:48Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Rugrats_Tommy06/25/1997 09:34A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@This_Is_Fine_Dog07/20/2004 05:20Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.