Why didn’t the skeleton want to work in the office? He didn’t have the “backbone” for it.
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
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Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
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But you have heard of this joke!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!