Why did the skateboard go to school? To learn how to “roll” with the punches.
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In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
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Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
This joke is an Epic Win!
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