2015 Vintage: The Sisters

We saw the movie. She said she’s the “fun one.” I told her she’s the one who makes me fill out a calendar for our weekends.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

@Floppy_Disk_Hero11/10/2011 19:36I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Net_Neutral_9511/18/2013 15:42This is why we need the internet.

@Home_Alone_Kevin10/08/2005 15:28Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Inkjet_Printers09/06/2010 03:05Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Requiem_Dreamer01/15/2009 08:59That was intense... and funny!

@StoneCold_31609/08/2015 02:46And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!