2011 Archive: The Siri Disclaimer

Why did the lawyer add a 5-page disclaimer to his phone? So Siri couldn’t “waive his rights” by mistake.

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@Backstreet_Fan08/17/2015 06:09I want it that way... the funny way!

@Startup_Kid05/10/2011 07:20Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Nice_Guy_Eddie02/04/2002 01:44Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo01/12/2000 15:38Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@AOL_Chat_Veteran01/01/2008 02:01Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.