2011 Classic: The Siri

A guy holds his iPhone 4S to his mouth and says, “Siri, where is the nearest bar?” Siri says, “You are literally leaning on it, Dave. Look up.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@WAP_Navigator03/20/2010 00:20Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@ICQ_Flower10/16/1995 09:47The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Hotmail_Checker06/28/2012 19:59Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Terminator_2_Fan05/21/1996 13:15Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Transformers_OP04/13/2015 07:43Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Party_On_Garth01/13/2010 11:17I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Flickr_User_0407/29/1998 02:03A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Neopets_Trader02/27/2001 21:32Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Dark_Web_Joker04/08/2013 03:55Found this on the deep end of the net.