Why were the girls trying to “work” on a farm? Because Paris Hilton showed them that “That’s hot” applies to everything, including a perfectly roasted bird.
Part of the 38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2004 “Napoleon Dynamite & TheFacebook” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Carbon Footprint Tax
Why was there a "QR Code" on the turkey’s leg? So Dad could pay t...read more »
2016 Joke: What Did The Cranberry
What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey on Thanksgiving mo...read more »
2024 Vintage: Skibidi Toilet
Why were the adults so confused? Because the kids kept calling th...read more »
2025 Archive: AI Personalities
Why did the 2025 dinner have 40 guests but only 10 chairs? Becaus...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer & Apple Intelligence” Edition
In 2024, Thanksgiving was about being "very demure," dodging "Ski...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Everything is Subscription" Era
Why was the oven locked mid-cook? Because Dad forgot to renew the...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Fruity iMac” Edition
In 1998, Thanksgiving was a neon-colored fever dream. We were bus...read more »
2025 Classic: Robot Pets
Why was the dog so metallic? Because "Cyber-Pooch 2.0" doesn't sh...read more »
39 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, Thanksgiving was all about high-flying heroes, Kelly Cla...read more »
2023 Vintage: Starfield
Why wouldn't the brother leave his room? Because Bethesda release...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Underconsumption Core" Trend
Why were there so few dishes? Because the internet decided that "...read more »
2009 Joke: A Family Was Sitting
A family was sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner when the father...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition
In 2003, Thanksgiving was about big fish, social networks, and le...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Red Pill” Edition
In 1999, Thanksgiving felt like the last meal on Earth. We were s...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!