2004 Legacy: The Sideways

A guy yells, “I am NOT drinking any Merlot!” The bartender pours it into a coffee mug and says, “There, it’s ‘juice’ now.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

@Zoolander_Blue07/19/1995 07:03Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Full_House_Michelle10/25/1996 03:03You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Grinds_My_Gears03/21/2003 03:11You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Web_Crawler_9607/23/1999 20:53Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

@Slow_Clap_Guy12/12/2005 23:24...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!