“Where’s the motorcycle?” “I had to sell it to pay for the gin.”
Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Very Demure
A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!