2004 Vintage: The Shrek 2

A donkey walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve talking animals.” The donkey says, “But I’m making waffles!”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

"The only thing Apple hasn't tried to put a screen on yet."Part ...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his "Anxiety." The bartender gives him ...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

Still here. Still classic. Still $18.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: T...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a "V8" cockt...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro09/09/2005 10:33Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Rewritable_CD07/27/2000 10:27I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Jackie_Brown_Fan12/19/2006 03:57Smooth joke, very smooth.

@White_Goodman_G07/05/2009 18:41We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Dale_Doback_Fan03/30/2009 21:22Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!