2016 Classic: The Shore

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

@Legally_Blonde_Elle09/10/2008 05:18What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Spice_Girl_Posh07/30/2012 17:38Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Linux_Distro_User06/13/2007 18:56Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Shagadelic_9707/28/2007 04:00This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Chocolate_Rain09/20/2002 13:38I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Newgrounds_User09/24/2009 00:33Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!