2009 Classic: The Shore

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@WebSurfer_X06/16/2004 06:26Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@Cheers_Norm04/13/2015 21:54Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Big_Snatch_Boris04/29/2009 15:36Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Goonies_Never_D12/13/2007 01:31Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@GG_WP_9806/08/1995 01:26Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@StrongBad_Mail09/24/2006 11:23I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Deal_With_It_G02/15/2009 19:37Deal with it. This is gold.