“I’m a lawyer who can smash!” “You’re a guy who can barely sit up without groaning. The ‘smashing’ is mostly just your ego.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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The Mid-Life Crisis
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The Nap Strategy
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
A joke for the end of the world.
Scouting the web for gems like this.
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.