I told her I have the ten rings. She said, “You have one ring, and it’s the one you leave on the coffee table every night. Put it on.”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Digital Twin
My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 6G Connection
Everything is so fast. Now my wife’s "I told you so" reaches me ...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI Gardener
It mowed the lawn into the shape of my wife’s face. I told her i...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
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2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
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The Hearing Aid
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The Selective Memory
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
No way! That’s too much!
I choose to believe it’s funny.