2020 Vintage: The Sex on the Beach

“Can we rename this ‘Socially Distanced on the Couch’?”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm a hand-carved sphere. I'm very demure."Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »

A woman walks in with a bouquet of flowers and a complicated rel...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

A guy asks for a "Xenomorph" shot. The bartender gives him somet...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

A guy tries to "scroll" the coaster with his thumb.Part of the 5...read more »

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli05/21/2011 00:01That still only counts as one laugh!

@Broadband_Newbie12/06/2002 02:24Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Bill_Nye_Fan09/11/2012 11:16Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Powerpuff_Bubbs02/07/2002 03:47Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Sixteen_Candles03/10/2013 06:33I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!