2021 Classic: The Sex Education

A guy asks the bartender for advice on his love life. The bartender says, “I’m a barman, not Otis. Drink your beer.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

Every guy over 40 is now wearing a mustache and a cardigan.Part ...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

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In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

"Strength and honor!" "And a credit card that doesn't decline."P...read more »

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

"Team Black or Team Green?" "Team Beer," says the bartender.Part...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

@Modem_Meltdown07/23/2007 00:32My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Project_Mayhem01/09/2003 12:24Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Bill_Ted_Excell09/16/2010 01:22Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Rick_Roller_0712/05/2007 17:27Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Web_Counter_9907/18/2012 17:42I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Space_Background07/01/2002 16:47The stars are aligned for this joke.

@Epic_Fail_Guy10/12/2011 23:17This joke is an Epic Win!