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1998 Archive: The Sega Dreamcast (Japan Launch)

 Why did the controller have a screen? Because Sega lived in the year 3000, even if the rest of us were still trying to figure out how to use a mouse.

Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Space-Rock” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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