2001 Classic: The Screwdriver

A guy orders one and asks for “freshly squeezed pixels.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

"In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less ...read more »

A guy whispers, "Hail Satan," and the bartender calls the cops.P...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

@Buffy_Fan9702/09/1996 13:07Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Sid_Meier_Fan10/30/1999 17:12Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@SpiceGirls_Fan03/10/2008 01:23Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@BitTorrent_0111/19/2001 21:45Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Austin_Powers_Y04/06/2013 09:09Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Dodgeball_Pat09/17/1996 18:43If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.