Apple added the “Screen Time” feature. My wife saw that I spent 12 hours on “Fantasy Football” last week. I told her it’s a glitch in the Matrix. She “glitched” the TV remote into her purse.
Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Laughing is as laughing does.
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
Problem? No, just laughs!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.