A guy fights seven of his girlfriend’s exes at the pool table.
Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Bottle Opener
"The only thing Apple hasn't tried to put a screen on yet."Part ...read more »
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Old Fashioned
Still here. Still classic. Still $18.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: T...read more »
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2024 Archive: The White Russian
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2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro
A guy walks into a bar wearing a giant headset. He keeps waving ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Gladiator II
A guy asks, "Are you not entertained?!" while eating a bowl of p...read more »
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Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
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