Why was a pilot eating bugs in Bosnia? Because he survived being shot down by a SAM, proving that “Survival Training” is a lot more fun when it’s not a real-life scenario.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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