Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling “green” and “un-be-leaf-able.”
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Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
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Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
We are many. We are laughing.