Why did the spider join the band? He was great at “weaving” melodies.
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Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!