2014 Legacy: The Scared Spider

Why did the spider join the circus? He was a “web-obat.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »

A dino-snore.read more »

In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

It wanted to go undercover.read more »

It lost all its contacts.read more »

In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »

Because they’re shellfish.read more »

Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said? Dad: What an od...read more »

In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »

Because the students were too bright.read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad07/04/2000 22:36Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Zip_Drive_Owner11/11/1995 18:45Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@PalmPilot_Pro06/11/2011 20:49Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Alt_Vista_Searcher10/30/2003 10:12I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Skate_Or_Die_9909/04/2000 05:11Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@BitTorrent_0101/17/2001 05:19Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Transformers_OP01/22/2009 08:37Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Mocking_Sponge05/25/1996 14:31mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.