Why did the spider join the circus? He was a “web-obat.”
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Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
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59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
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Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
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Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
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They wear snow caps.read more »
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Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
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We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!