2008 Archive: The Scared Spider

Why did the spider join the circus? He was a “web-obat.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Beanie_Baby_Collector11/02/1998 03:42This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Shrek_Ogrelord06/28/2009 00:18Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@DragonBall_Z_G10/30/2007 21:59His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Ermahgerd_Girl08/07/2012 06:32ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Terran_Marine01/07/2008 08:15Go, go, go! More jokes!