What do you call a snake that’s a plumber? A “clog-constrictor.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
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By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
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Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
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