2024 Vintage: The Scared Road

Why was the highway so stressed? It had too many “forks” in the road.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »

In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »

Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out? Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »

Because he Neverlands.read more »

Because their horns don’t work.read more »

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? A: H...read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said? Dad: What an od...read more »

@Alt_Vista_Searcher10/01/1998 02:31I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Terminator_2_Fan07/16/2012 18:16Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Shrek_Donkey12/03/2001 02:17And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Sion_Partier07/01/2006 08:53The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Fargo_Marge05/04/2004 00:22Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball09/25/2013 06:23Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Grinds_My_Gears12/18/2010 04:20You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Second_Life_Avy10/17/2007 11:37In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.