2022 Classic: The Scared Road

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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in...read more »

In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »

In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »

It had too many problems.read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

Because their horns don’t work.read more »

It wanted to go undercover.read more »

Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall? A...read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

Because then it would be a foot.read more »

The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a henweigh. Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »

Because they make up everything.read more »

@SouthPark_Stan08/27/1999 01:31Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Mean_Girls_Regina06/19/2005 06:07Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Blade_Runner_201912/18/2006 08:42All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Daria_Morg11/22/2001 16:08My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Anchorman_Ron01/28/2005 01:50I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Tuenti_Specialist01/18/1996 16:41A classic from the Spanish web too!

@Frag_Master_9911/25/2014 15:17Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!