Why was the highway so stressed? It had too many “pave-ment” issues.
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I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
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