Why did the ghost join the police? He wanted to work on “cold” cases.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
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Thinking is definitely funny today.
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I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
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