2007 Legacy: The Scared Ghost

Why did the ghost go to the gym? To work on his “dead” lift.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

He was outstanding in his field.read more »

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Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »

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We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »

In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »

Because their horns don’t work.read more »

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall? A...read more »

It wanted to go undercover.read more »

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

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@MIRC_Operator06/27/2010 22:34/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@QuickTime_Viewer03/06/2014 23:00Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam09/05/1998 23:50I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Sailor_Moon_Cry03/02/2012 05:39In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Bad_Luck_Brian04/04/2000 22:34Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Slashdot_Effect09/15/2004 13:25We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Afk_For_Laughs12/19/1999 16:13Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@David_After_Dent04/29/1996 04:43Is this real life? Or is it just funny?