Why don’t elephants use cell phones? They’re afraid of the “trunk” calls.
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Scouting the web for gems like this.
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!