Why did the computer go to the dentist? To get its “Bluetooth” checked.
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
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They wear snow caps.read more »
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.