2015 Archive: The Scared Bird

Why did the woodpecker go to the doctor? He had a “splitting” headache.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid: An artichoke. Dad: Well...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

The students were too bright.read more »

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands!read more »

Because she will let it go.read more »

In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »

Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »

By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »

A dino-snore.read more »

Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

Kid: What time is it? Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »

@The_Real_Morpheus06/14/2010 23:05What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Retro_Gamer_Girl07/09/2001 14:58Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@BBS_Sysop04/10/2012 05:32Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Terminator_2_Fan05/15/2008 20:52Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Rocket_Power_9912/13/2004 16:18We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Second_Life_Avy09/07/1998 18:50In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.