Why did the penguin go to the bank? To “freeze” his assets.
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59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
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They were acting odd.read more »
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He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
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<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
This humor took me to new heights!
Heh heh heh. Good one.
Beep boop. Humor recognized.