2020 Vintage: The Scared Baker

Why did the baker get arrested? He was caught “rolling” in the dough.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is ...read more »

It left its Windows open.read more »

The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »

They wear snow caps.read more »

It was framed.read more »

Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!read more »

In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »

Kid: What time is it? Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »

Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »

In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »

In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in...read more »

@Web_Master_Flex03/23/2005 09:29I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Full_House_Michelle09/09/2012 20:20You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Clueless_Dionne10/19/1999 22:14Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Big_Snatch_Boris12/22/2003 23:03Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Borat_Very_Nice01/27/1998 06:00Very nice! Great success!

@Anchorman_Ron09/08/2001 16:37I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Blue_Your_My_Boy06/11/2003 03:03You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Social_Media_G01/05/2013 15:27I’m going to poke you for this joke!