1997 Classic: The Scared Baker

Why did the baker go to jail? Because he was caught “kneading” the dough.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »

Because the students were too bright.read more »

Because they cantaloupe.read more »

The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »

Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »

By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »

In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »

Kid: Dad, how do I look? Dad: With your eyes.read more »

Because they’re shellfish.read more »

In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »

Because she will let it go.read more »

The students were too bright.read more »

@PowerRanger_Red03/05/2005 23:37It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Dumb_And_Dumber10/22/2013 16:13So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@MIRC_Ghost02/10/2009 16:43Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky04/02/2006 11:36One billion... laughs!

@Space_Background05/01/2000 23:59The stars are aligned for this joke.

@Gaia_Online_Gold05/13/2001 17:17Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@Pwnage_King05/05/2012 02:48Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Retro_End_User01/22/2003 04:29The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.