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1998 Classic: The Saving Private Ryan Shock

 The first 20 minutes of that movie made me realize that my “hard day at the office” involves a stapler that jams occasionally.

Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Checker10/30/2000 10:59Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Tamagotchi_Sitter09/04/2005 18:25My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Myspace_First_Friend05/07/2014 23:41I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance04/16/2000 22:20Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Dirty_Dancing_F09/28/2010 09:24Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@Uncle_Rico_9809/09/2012 12:19I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@DMOZ_Volunteer03/02/2011 05:40Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Rocket_Jumper02/21/2013 06:53This humor took me to new heights!
@Homestar_Runner03/03/1996 16:58That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Captain_Obvious05/26/2009 07:17This is a comment on a funny joke.

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