Classy, bougie, ratchet. I’m currently just “sweaty, bored, and hungry.”
Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
I choose to believe it’s funny.