2016 Classic: The Sausage Party Horror

I’ll never look at a hot dog or a bun the same way again. It’s a grocery store massacre.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

The animatronics are back. 2025 is for the kids who love a jump-...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

We’re still debating if the musical was a good idea. 2025 is a "...read more »

I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »

I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »

My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

@Incredibles_Dash01/16/2003 07:15That was super fast and super funny!

@HTML_Hacker10/09/2013 11:06<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Sailor_Moon_Cry09/30/2012 09:35In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Map_Maker_X12/28/2006 13:56The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Rage_Comic_Fan08/19/2003 07:58FFFFFUUUUU-nny!