2007 Legacy: The Sangria

“Because I want fruit but also a blackout.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

A woman walks in with a bouquet of flowers and a complicated rel...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid07/12/2004 01:43Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@WAP_Navigator10/29/2003 21:58Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Lord_Of_The_Rings01/26/2006 09:35One joke to rule them all!

@Dawson_Creek_Fan05/10/2013 22:03I am crying... with laughter!

@Mr_Blonde_Dance06/03/2014 08:58Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Woman_Yelling_C02/26/2000 03:30The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@Prodigy_User_X03/24/2000 21:34Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@Neopets_Trader05/02/2008 22:33Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@No_Way_Jose01/04/2010 01:43No way! That’s too much!